Funny Jokes
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Its real.
Jab koi baat
Pad jaaye
To
To
To
( '-' ) main kya
<) (> karoo?
_/ /_
Harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
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1st Girl : Yaar Kaash Me Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun To 3 Months School Band..!!
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2nd Girl : Kaash Me Truck Ke NicheAa Jaun To 6 Months School Bandh..!!
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Paas Me Baitha Ek Ladka Bola : Tum Dono Mere Neeche Aa Jao To 9 Months School Band..!! ;)
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Boy- kon sala subah uthe or paper dalne jayega..:-D.
Question:why do girls
close their eyes while kissing a guy??
Guess
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Answer:yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti..
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Aur
Padosan bhi kahe"Mujhe bhi apni Biwi bana Lo".
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Sochiye Physics Kitni Eazy Hoti.
Agr.
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Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur Newton Wahi Nipat
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Girl's status : "GoT NEW laptop TODAY....... A LOT
HAPPY...."
Comments : 1) Congo dear
2) Wow . . lovely
3) handl wid care
4) congrats....
Etc . . . .
Boy's Status :"GOT NEW laptop TODAY A LOT
HAPPY..."
comments :
- Salle teri itni aukat kaha Second hand hoga.
- Rehne de be juthe,3) lolypop lene k paise hai kanglay...?)
- 100% chori ka hoga...
- abe chalana b aata h....???
Its real.
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Agar aap kahi ja rahe he.
Aur
"kala kutta"
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
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ki
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kala kutta b kahi jaa rha he.
bigad jaaye,
Jab koi mushkil
Jab koi mushkil
Pad jaaye
To
To
To
( '-' ) main kya
<) (> karoo?
_/ /_
Harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.
1st Girl : Yaar Kaash Me Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun To 3 Months School Band..!!
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2nd Girl : Kaash Me Truck Ke NicheAa Jaun To 6 Months School Bandh..!!
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Paas Me Baitha Ek Ladka Bola : Tum Dono Mere Neeche Aa Jao To 9 Months School Band..!! ;)
God swear aaj tak kisi
ladki ko aankh uta kar nahi dekha
jisko b dekha hai
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saala aankhey faad faad kar dekha hai.
jisko b dekha hai
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saala aankhey faad faad kar dekha hai.
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Girl- wat r u doing?
Boy- i was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA bt now i left it.
Girl- but why?
Boy- i was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA bt now i left it.
Girl- but why?
Boy- kon sala subah uthe or paper dalne jayega..:-D.
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Question:why do girls
close their eyes while kissing a guy??Guess
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Answer:yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti..
Ek boyfrnd apne girlfrnd
se kaha 2m meri liya hajaro mei ek ho tab girl frnd ne use thappar marte huie
kaha sale kamena baki 999 kon he?
Biwi ko apni Palkon pe
bitha lo,De ke Khushi uske sare Gam chura lo,Pyar aisa karo ke Sab dekhte reh
jayen,
Padosan bhi kahe"Mujhe bhi apni Biwi bana Lo".
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SHADI KE FUNCTION ME EK
SMART LADKA EK SMART LADKI SE:-AAP DANCE KAROGI.?
LADKI SHARMA KE:-YES,
LADKA PYAR SE:-
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TO FIR AAPKI KURSI MAI LE JAAU...
LADKI SHARMA KE:-YES,
LADKA PYAR SE:-
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TO FIR AAPKI KURSI MAI LE JAAU...
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Eco 6 / 3 (ME)
Agr.
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Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur Newton Wahi Nipat
Gaya Hota.
To Be Continue.......!!!!
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